Geeeeez, Billy, you think you could get these muscle spasms or menstrual cramps or whatever the fuck they are at a less CRITICAL time of the season? Noooooooo.
Instead, we get treated to the Abbott-and-Costello comedy hour of rotating bullpen pitchers. Not to mention another star appearance by the fat fucking flyin' Hawaiian Shane Victorino, who is as far as I am concerned, enemy #1.
I knew when Gary, Keith and Ron started talking about how Johan shouldn't be facing Ryan Howard as the tying run that Jerry Manuel should NOT take Johan out of the game.
We got the "Big Game" we have been waiting for this whole season and yet, Billy decides it's time to rest.
Fuck you Billy. Fuck you and fucking big mouth, smack talk self. I'm done with you. Omar can't get rid of you fast enough.
As for Jerry Manuel, the bloom is off the rose there too. Has he learned nothing about taking Johan Santana out of the game when he is doing well? Seriously, would it have killed the guy to come out in the 9th, he was just barely over 100 pitches. Not to mention he looked GOOD.
I'm done with this.
Television is off and I'm going to bed.
And Shane Victorino? Next time I see you, remind me to kick you in your weiner.
The Coop is back.