I'm not talking about what happened today. Or the day that shall not be talked about ever again. 'K?
Rather, I want to introduce you to the Mets Divas "Fantasy Team." See, I am a baseball chick through and through, and not a groupie (shut up, Dykstraw). But that doesn't mean I don't enjoy cute butts in uniforms.
As an example, whenever John Maine is pitching, I *may* get a text from Zoe or someone that says something to this effect - I just want to squeeze his tushy. And I might have gotten something from someone who may like to identify herself as saying to me - how come I never noticed what a nice ass he has, especially in the white uniform?
Now, my dad couldn't say something like that, but I can. And that's what I think rocks about women who like sports. We watch for the enjoyment of the sport - but also for the fringe benefits. Like tight butts in uniforms.
So ladies, I ask, who is on your Fantasy Team? And I don't mean the teams you form when you draft certain guys on ESPN, Yahoo! Sports or whatever. No, I mean, is Scott Schoeneweis (thanks, Schmifty!) a "starter" on your Fantasy Team? Cause he's certainly on mine.
And lately, Brian Schneider has been a starter on my Fantasy Team too. I didn't think he was particularly hot - until I saw him in the Mercedes-Benz commercial? Holy crap. He's got a hot bod. Johan Santana, he's pretty easy on the eyes. And I wouldn't kick Duaner Sanchez out of bed either.
But your Fantasy League, like all good fantasy teams, they don't have to include just Mets per se unless you are a one-woman team. But for example, my Fantasy Team Hall of Fame definitely has Cal Ripken on it (and I'm not talking about the old man either). His eyes are blue like the ocean. *SIGH*
Other current players are Grady Sizemore, Jacoby Ellsbury...although to be honest, I think they are way too young for me. Hey, maybe they'll think I'm a cougar.
So ladies, ladies, ladies. Step right up and don't be shy - tell us who your "fantasy" players are! Cause hey, it's gotta be better than what we are seeing right now on the field. Pitiful.