Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Nicey nicey!

Quick hits on the game:

~Did anyone catch Gary Cohen's BURN on A-Rod? "He played shortstop when he was still happy with his career." HA!!

~ Before Duque's first pitch, I remarked to Mr. Coop - "I hope Eckstein gets beaned." *Snicker* That little fucker annoys me

~ Shawn Green : Officially on Coop's shit list

~ Mr. Coop remarked to me during the game - Does anyone realize hat HoJo is YOUNGER than Old Man River aka Franco? At least HoJo has the balls to retire.

~ So Ed Spiezio was brought in to give his son, Scott (aka ShitLip) his world championship ring. I can only imagine what he said to him. "Son, I love you, but please shave that shit off your lip."

~ Oh yeah...Duque fucking ROCKED. Does anyone realize that if not for him, Mets win the game with 2 unearned runs to 1? When the pitcher drives in the runs, that's a problem. I hope that Jobu comes and wakes up bats.

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So did anyone happen to see what the pitching line up is for Friday's Baltimore - Yankees game? Pavano vs. Trachsel? If it wasn't for Oh Pea's first game, I'd be down for watching that train wreck.

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Speaking of other games, does anyone know where I can catch the first Dice-K game? I doubt anywhere around here, but just some ideas. I don't have MLBTV, so I might be screwed.

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"My Man" (that's for Benny B) Barry Zito lost his first game yesterday. *snicker* Glad the Mets signed him to a seven-year contr....oh waitaminnit....

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For a good laugh, go visit my friend Mike's Metropolitans post from yesterday -- for some tue homery goodness on the NL East.

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Tonight! John "Remember the" Maine versus Braden Loophole. Or as ItsMetsforMe calls him - Fucking jackolantern or some shit.

Pretty stoked to see Maine's first game. And of course, Oh Pea's.

21 comments:

mr. met said...

Coop....good thing (unlike DG) you are focussed on hating Eckstein. How anyone can like him is beyond me. His little guy story is old by now considering how long he's been in the league.

RE: Green...Much like my ex-girlfriend at the end of our relationship, I cannot look at him without getting angry.

RE: Spezio's lip thing...I'll admit, it was nice to do in the October and rally the fans and such, but it's annoying. I'm as big a fan as Sass as anyone, but what is he, 35? I say we maul him in the parking lot at Shea and shave it off when they come here.

Coop...again....don't worry about the bats. They faced good pitching and won. Duque looked amazing. I love watching him pitch.

Traxx vs. Pavano? I love it! What's the over under? 20 runs?

RE: Dice-K's first game...drive to Conn....you can probably catch it in a bar there...But there are plenty of bars that have NESN in the city...just head over to a Red Sox blog and ask away.

Mike said...

Can't wait for Maine's first start tonight.

And can't wait to see Flooper get rocked.

Toasty Joe said...

Coop! You gonna post that pic from the bar the other night?

BookieD said...

Can't you just picture 'Stings stewing on the bench while Green is being overmatched at the plate?

I have to confess to not hating Eckstein. He is a Gator ('98 CWS Team) and is thus exempt from all hatred in my book.

Let's hear it for the Maineiac! Complete the Seep!

George said...

As I suggested over at my blog, after the Mets chalked up 6 double plays in the first 11 innings of 2007 (and then got another): I say they just hit the first guy up every inning--sets a tone, and then you wipe him off the basepaths in a twin-killing.

DG said...

Hi Coop! Looper all alone on the mound for more than one inning. There's almost something sadistic to the thought.

mr. met said...

DG...he won't be ALL alone. Plenty of trips by Duncan and Pujols and Rolen and Eckestein.....

mr. met said...

...and eventually LaRussa.

Sassdawg. said...

damn gary and ron, talking about the damned perfect game and then ruining it

Sassdawg. said...

jose jose jose, solo home run!!!!

Sassdawg. said...

carlos carlos carlos!!!!!!

Coop said...

Mike - no longer worried about bats.

Toasty - don't think I'm gonna post the pic. Everyone looks good in it except for me. I look like a fucking ghost.

Don't worry, if we all get to the box that Mr Coop says he can get we'll get a better one there.

Incidentally, we've purchased our wrigley tix. Yeah!

Coop said...

Bookie, at least Green seems to have an RBI tonight. but still, I want Stings.

Coop said...

DG, i have to admit, i was getting nervous. Although we've faced Loophole before, I gotta say, I was a little concerned that he might be a DICK ME or SUCK ME pitcher, as Toasty Joe once coined.

Sassdawg. said...

wooooohah, 9-0, I'm mixing 2007 vintage Mets koolaid in my beer........woohah, hells yeah mofo's

Sassdawg. said...

is it me or does all of the commercial music for the sny tv promo spots sound a bit like porno music a la the new promo spot featuring Tom Glavine as the Vet, and Beltran and Delgado as the Carloses?

Coop said...

They need to play that type of music when Jose valentin comes up to bat. Yeeeeaaaahhhh.

Sassdawg. said...

does it sound like if you disagree with Mazz, he'll have you whacked

Sassdawg. said...

jose valentin's chorizo and paris hilton's mine shaft

Sassdawg. said...

we don't need no dirty sanchez, no shit stained balls, no rusty trombone. we need this for the rest of the season....

Mike said...

does it sound like if you disagree with Mazz, he'll have you whacked

Yes. Between his voice, the pink tie, and the slicked-back hair, Maz and Sil from the Sopranos may be the same person.