Saturday, March 31, 2007

Shut Up and Play Ball

Now *that’s* what I’M talkin’ ‘bout!! Part Deux

So from the looks of it, Chan “The Show down for the ‘Ho’ Down” Park had a great outing (surprise number one), the AmBurglar (thanks Mike!) gave up a home run but had a solid inning (surprise number two) and Pedro Dos Feliciano seems to be getting me psyched that I picked a LOOGY for my Hell Yeah Bitches fantasy team (part of the Chuck Norris League). Well, no real surprise there. So that’s positive.

So…

Now can we please get on with this shit and have the regular season start already? I just want to get into no excuses mode and instead of saying “Well, technically the games *don’t* count” to “these guys don’t look so fuckin’ good.” (Yes, that’s also a good line from Major League)
Well, we don’t have to wait too long now. Thank you for calling…

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So speaking of the Ho’Down, Chan Ho Park was sent down to the minors. Not sure how I feel about that. Along with our buddy Jon “Pork Rinds and Cheese” Adkins (no love loss there). AmBurglar and Stings made the Opening day roster. (muchos gracias to Adam Rubin)
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From the You-have-to-be-fucking-kidding-me-department…
Thanks to Mike Met at Metropolitans for this:

Project A13

Wow, I feel like I just stepped into an Amway convention.

NEXT!
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David Wright Song Contest –

So as my cousin Sass Dawg posted a few days back, and for anyone who frequents the mets website, apparently there is some contest for the David Wright entrance song contest. Of course, I was holed up in classes until last week, so I missed the whole thing. But I started thinking that, hey, maybe *we* at My Summer Family can think of a few songs…

System of a Down – Sugar
Van Morrison – Domino (Domino SUGAR, get it?)
Rick James – Superfreak (Thanks Dawg)
How About a Little Poontang? (not sure, its from Howard Stern’s show)
Jermaine – We Don’t Have to Take Our Clothes Off
Wreckx N Effect – Rump Shaker
John Denver – Thank God I’m a Country Boy
NWA – Just Don’t Bite It

Any other suggestions? I kinda liked Brass Monkey last year.

Wouldn't it be funnier though to pick the entrance music to another teammate. I mean, we all know DW is the Golden Boy on the team. For example, Jose Valentin. I think it would be funny for Jose to come out to that porn music in American Pie, right when Pie Fucker goes to, um, well, you know.

What do you think???

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Just in case you didn’t hear me the first time:
BMF is the host with the most, hosting a Mets Opening Night Party at his haunt Blondies (located at 79th between BWay and Amsterdam). Apparently they have good chicken wings (chicken on the bones…blech). More detes are found at the link. Coming in from Jersey, Mr. Coop and I may just drive in. He doesn’t drink, so that works for me.
Off to see Blades of Glory. BYE!

4 comments:

Mike said...

How About a Little Poontang?

Hmmmm, not familiar with that one. Sounds like a winner, though.

mets grrl said...

d. wright needs to use "(Get Up) Like a Sex Machine". It's got a GREAT intro, it's a great tribute to both James Brown (who lived in Queens until 1969) and Cliff Floyd, who would love it.

there. that is all.

oh, btw, that A13 thing is, well, g-h-e-y, as the 13 year olds would say.

Coop said...

Mike, you don't listen to stern? It's got like a country-sound to it. "How about a little poon-tang?!?"

MG, I like Sex Machine too.

Didn't the A13 project make you feel like you walked into an Amway meeting? I got suckered into that once. Quickly left.

Mike said...

Mike, you don't listen to stern?

Nope. I never listen to any radio. No M&MD, no Stern, no NPR, no nothin'. I gets my cull-chur from Teh Intertubes.